Photo 29 Apr 1 note Voilà … Weatherboobs!   (adult humor)

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Photo 29 Apr 163,064 notes

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Photo 29 Apr 457,573 notes naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

Photo 29 Apr 3 notes owneddotcom:

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Girls love that!
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Video 29 Apr 414,213 notes

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Text 12 Apr

I saw a t-shirt that said, “I’m fucking stupid.”


Talk about open to interpretation …

Text 12 Apr

“This time, it looks like you sucked off more than you can swallow.”

Text 12 Apr

I did it – I’m guilty.


1000 lashes with a wet … poodle.

Text 12 Apr

“Baby, I have the key to your lock.”


“It’s a retina scan.”


“That’s okay – I don’t mind looking in it first.”

Text 12 Apr

Pussies afraid of water?


Not after they come swimming.


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